I lead an extreamly boring life!! i watched american idol last night, and tonight, thats basically all thats new with me!! Guess where i wasn't yesterday lol. Haha i'm boycotting that place!! for a couple of weeks anyways. Fishbait said that some people failed the socials test, dear god i hope it's not me lol, even though it was pretty easy. And i want to SHOOT haber now, o brain research this, o lifes not gonna hand you a text book that, GRR!! Some one should tell him to shove the goddamn text book!!! I had to make supper again tonight, it's my "job" now. I'm gonna be a pro chief in a couple of years, haha yea keep dreaming!! Anyways i have nothing more to write...

person #1: You look like your dog just got ran over, twice
person #2: My dog DID just get run over, twice!!

Yea my day wasn't ALL that fun. fishbait honestly looks like he is about to fall of his bike when he rides it. It is the funniest thing in the world to watch!!

for a monday today was actually pretty fun!!! well besides the fact that Mr. Bertram now hates us, since it's our fault that the sub said that we could play basketball instead of flag football. But whatever, i'm always gonna hate him lol and yelling at us isn't gonna make you get any higher on the list MR. Bertram!! My sister gave me the rest of her slush and its really good!! I also got more samples today in the mail!! they just keep on coming, not that i have a problem with it or anything!!

Yesterday i went to the dump twice it was fun, i didn't do anythng though my dad did it all. I just sat in the front and listened to music. And watched the tractors. Then i came home and played DDR, My dad tried to do it and that was the funniest thing that i have ever seen!!! He had no idea what to do untill i specifically told which foot goes where and when he should press the arrow. It was the funniest thing i saw in a while. And that was basically my day, pretty boring!!

Pe was actually fun today. I hope Mr. Bertram dies lol, actually i don't, but we had a toc today and he was sooo much cooler, he let us do whatever we wanted so be basically just wandered the halls and played basketball kinda. then i came home and Jill was here, so we played DDR which rocks i love it. I got Olay facial things in the mail. I LOVE getting free samples, its great. I got Jelly Bellys the other day, i havn't eaten them yet though...And somebody PLEASE shoot the stupid loser fishbait, he maid us have a silent moment for Atticus, becasue we were having a debate in socials and he started talking about Atticus in To Kill A Mockingbird. and the stupid man all made us sit there in silence!!!!

Who would have thought, My dad asked me the other day if i would be ok if i did grd 12 somewhere else (mostly likely medicine hat) I just didn't know how to respond i mean i don't really want to move, but then again i will have to basically start my life over again after high school. Why can't high school go on forever?? I basically have no worries and the worries i do have don't last longer than a month, and they're basically all stupid little worries. Now and after school i have a LOT more to worry about!! I kinda do want to move though, i absloutely love it in medicine hat, but i don't know anybody there anymore which is the sucky part. But after school i'll have to start college and won't know anybody there eaither so why not start in grd 12? ugh it's just soo much to think about. i need sleep!

Nothing really happened today. Me krystal and kylie went to the gym after school and it was fun but i'm not allowed to get a membership:( WHich makes me unhappy. Then we went back to her house and watched T.V. (like always) But on the good side she let me borrow DDR which i absolutely LOVE!! i want to but it but it's not my TOP priority. No sailing for me tomorrow :( i can't get a ride and it's my dads last weekend so, i have to stay here.

well ok, this morning wasn't bad i had japanese! and we got to do this compluter project and yea it was fun. Then PE ABSOLUELY SUCKED!!! whoever invented flag football, or football in general should be shot, mind you they're probably dead already but THATS NOT THE POINT!! it sucks sooo much they make you run around, while i'm stand there lookin like a loser because i have absoluely no idea what is going on. Maybe spending $60 WOULD have been better!! Then he made us do a run, 2 laps around the field IN THE HOT WEATHER. i need stress relief!! O and apparently Kenny was being really mean and stupid which is kinda funny even though i don't know why. i get to go to the gym tomorrow. I swear if i would have made up one more excuse she would start thinking that i now have a voodoo doll of her because i hate her soo much (which isn't a bad idea lol) she just does not get the idea that i have WAY better things to do with myself than sit at her house will she does my hair dumb and watch t.v.!? its not my fault i have a life and she doesn't.

101 Steps to Becomming Mentally Insane!

1. Make loud noises.
2. Bark at passing cars.
3. Steal from Target�.
4. Burn paper and eat it.
5. Repeatedly hit yourself in the head.
6. Pretend to be a coyote and eat your neighbor's kids.
7. Shovel the driveway in the summer.
8. Wear a bright orange hat with coffee stains.
9. Insist your name is O'Grady Mulligan.
10. Use a solar-powered flashlight.
11. Hunt squirrels at three o' clock in the morning.
12. Listen to Kenny G.
13. Honk and wave to strangers.
14. Take the Pace� bus just for the fun of it.
15. Watch reruns of M-A-S-H.
16. Kiss the check-out lady at the grocery store.
17. Hug a tree.
18. Sing a Michael Jackson song to the garbage man.
19. Pretend you can speak Spanish by adding an "O" to the end of every word.
20. Paint pretty flowers on your house.
21. Hold a conversation with the dishwasher.
22. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio and talk into it.
23. Watch Pinky and the Brain.
24. Have an accident in your pants in a forest across from your house.
25. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
26. Brush your teeth with Rogaine�.
27. Ask a teacher to sexually harass you.
28. Eat broccoli snaps.
29. Ask yourself questions in public.
30. Ride your bike in a circle until you puke.
31. Skip around your neighborhood.
32. Make a guest appearance as a slab of beef on Oprah Winfrey.
33. Play a hick tune on your geee-tar.
34. Video tape yourself eating cheese.
35. Pick your nose in the car at a stoplight.
36. Write a letter to Elvis.
37. Tell everyone you play the dog on The Simpsons.
38. Sit in a trash can.
39. Laugh when you look in the mirror.
40. Change your name to Snarp.
41. Eat candy with the wrapper on it.
42. Laugh like a chipmunk.
43. Fall in a hole.
44. Insist you know E.T.
45. Slide down the stairs on your butt.
46. Talk like Kerri Strug.
47. Put your shoes on before your pants.
48. Style your hair like Chelsea Clinton.
49. Take a picture of your camera with your camera.
50. Mow your lawn with scissors.
51. Go swimming with Free Willy.
52. Join the Spice Girls mailing list.
53. Drink out of the toilet.
54. Dress up like a monkey and go around your neighborhood making monkey noises.
55. Wear big snowpants in June.
56. Ask Tara Lapinski to the prom regardless of your sex.
57. Tie a plastic bag around your head.
58. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
59. Talk like Jackie Chan.
60. Drive to your next door neighbor's house.
61. Name your pet Turdy.
62. Go to internet sites like this.
63. Be Yanni for Halloween.
64. Buy an Elton John CD.
65. Foget the number for 911.
66. Put on a sombrero and take your dog for a walk.
67. Wear a paisley shirt.
68. Suuck up socks with a vacuum.
69. Take a picture of the garbage man.
70. Shake hands with your school janitor.
71. Invite the plumber over for lunch.
72. Make screeching noises at Pizza Hut.
73. Get drunk on non-alcoholic beer.
74. Frolic in a forest with an antelope.
75. Make sweet love to the chef.
76. Get a tattoo of Burt Reynolds on your back.
77. Run down the street in Wonder Woman underwear.
78. Burn your cousin Chester's house to the ground.
79. Eat dinner at Chicken Hut.
80. Reserve a table for two at a restaurant; one for you; the other for your imaginary friend.
81. Sell your toenail clippings to passing cars on the corner.
82. Have an argument with yourself.
83. Run into a wall at top speed.
84. Poke yourself in the eye, say, "ow," then do it again.
85. Spit out your gum in the trash can, dig it back out, and put it back in your mouth.
86. Sing a song about frogs and ants at Wal-Mart.
87. Put on baggy pants and start rapping.
88. Smack yourself across the face and scream, "How could you?!!"
89. Get jiggy wit' it in the bathroom.
90. Run down the street chasing after Elvis.
91. Try to shoplift a table from K-Mart.
92. Bleach your hair, put on makeup, and join Hanson.
93. Go bungee jumping without the cord.
94. Tell everyone your father is Godzilla.
95. Ride a lawnmower across the country.
96. Speak in Caveman for a day.
97. Greet everyone by saying, "Hey, groovy chic."; even guys.
98. Wear sunglasses after the sun sets.
99. Eat your homework after you finish it.
100. Complain your left foot hurts while holding your left hand.
101. Read The Tara Lapinski Book to Ice Skating.

I had a very yummy day today, i got A LOT of chocolate from my parents, only milk chocolate though (i didn't get my ever so desired Mr. Fluffy or Mr. MUnchy:() But anyway i got A LOT and i ate A LOT of it today hehehe. Then i sat outside and "tanned" hahaha but i got bored really quickly and Amanda is sooo mean she didn't want to go on a bike ride with me, and i didn't want to play frisbee becasue i was mad at her hahah. So dad decided he would make us slave away for the rest of the day. SOOO i HAD TO clean the spare bedroom and it is absolutley filled with Amandas junk from when we painted her room. THEN he made us clean the hot tub, it was NOT a nice job eaither. It was INFESTED!!! it had dead bugs of EVERY single kind i swear, it was gross. HAHA he said after we finished that we wouldn't need to have a gym membership because he's gonna make us slave away at doing all his dirty work. grr.I made a picture page, look at it, look at it!!!! I need to learn how to use the scanner then it will be better! Then we went to lorels and ate ham (yuck) My dad is still keen on the idea that i only don't eat meat from pigs because i saw Babe. which totally makes me mad!! Because i hate pigs which is the total opposite of absolutely loving that stupid pig movie to the point that i don't eat pig meat. Parents just don't understand!!! Then we played sequence and me and my mom totally beat my aunt and sister, it was a lot of fun.

Ode to a decapitated dog
Why o why did me little dog die
why o why is he dead
why o why is my little dog gone
where o where is his head

i went out to find my litle stray dog
i found him behind a log
My little dear dog had no head
I think he might be dead

A stupid little dog indeed
to have ran away from home in greed
now he's just lying here in the ditch
that stupid little bitch

In the ditch it was getting cold
i think my doggy's head has rolled
i looked and searched by the shead
and found my doggy's head

I ran to the nearest trucker i saw
he said he could sew him up by the jaw
so now my doggy has his head
and is sleeping at the end of my bed

I'm honestly hoping i get kidnapped one of these days, i NEED to get away form my parents. They think they know EVERY SINGLE THING!!! A couple days ago when we werre driving back from Amandas band Concert they started asking me if i hang out with shannon (becaus she was there) and then i said no, shannons a loser (i was kinda joking but it is true just look at her MSN names!!) THEN my parents totally started bitching, they were all like "you know thats not true u used to be her best friend, just because she can play an instument and is smart and on the honor roll is no reason to call her a loser" I mean OMG do they think i'm jelous of that??? o it's soo true, that and her wonderful good looks!!! I can't WAIT untill mother free summer weeks!
Today and Yesterday
I was stuck at home all day today, hopefully i get to go shopping this weekend though. My mothers giving me $50, because my sister got to but a bunch of stuff the other week, so now it's my turn. And last night after i got my hair cut, i bought tarot cards and then went to Joeys only. It was great. Yesterday i would have liked to watch fishbait play basketball against kaelen, that would have been fun to watch... But i got to see fishbaits friends, THEY'RE LIKE HIM!!!! so interesting but in an annoying way. I didn't get to meet them, but just the way they looked and acted, you could tell they were even cooler than him.

Today i ahd a double block of PE and then a double block of japanese so it was ok. Thank god we didn't have to do the run today or i probably would be like DEAD by now!!! But that means tomorrow not only do we have to do the badminton test we have to do the beep test as well. HAHAHA that reminds me, i either lost my badminton booklet or i left it at school. Thats always great seeing as how now i'm gonna fail the test. Not that i would even look at it, since if been doing homework since i got home at like 3:40 it's now 5:50!!! I had ALOT!!!!!! Everytime we walk by chantelle we always say "vomit, vomit" hahaha its really fun. And this morning i think she heard up say that as we were walking by. "Who keeps doing this"!!!! hehehehehehe ahhh stupid racks that have Army cadet thingys!!!! Yea speaking of so, it kinda sucked last night. There was chantelle who thought she freaking owned the place, i was that extreamly close to jumping on her and beating her up!!! When we got to go outside it was fun though, because me and krystal kept running away...... and then we hid behind the building and she got sooo pissed! I got measured also for the uniform *whimper* i really don't want to have to where that hideous thing!!!!!! Stupid loser probably now thinks we stalk him into the bathroom..... BAD memories!!!

Guess where i get to go tonight........!! I can't wait since it's proabaly gonna be the highlight of the day, so far anyway!! Since i've had socials which was hell, and poor Thomas getting seduced by lance and the metre stick (i swear i'm gonna be scarred for life)And now computers... BORING!! The guys have anouther rugby game tonight but i'm not gonna watch it for long. *whimper* i want my music!! We're not allowed to bring it in here and i don't know why it sucks!! i have 28 more minutes with NOTHING TO DO!!!!!

I'm in computers now and omg i CANNOT wait untill it is over, It's annoying and sad and we ave so much free time left that i have no idea what to do with myself, i need my music!!! And the stupid teacher is starting to scare me, he walks around and is practically reading everything i'm writing grr!!! i hate school. Fishbai brought his own car to school, maybe him and nitch are in an arguement. Or maybe since he did last monday as well (not that i'm THAT keen in remembering things like that, i just DO!!) So maybe he goes somewhere??? o well, i have a stupid japanese test next. And then home........ Yesterday when i was having my "nap" i had a dream that i totally bitched out kaleen in socials. But then i woke up and realized if i ever wanted to do that i'd be dead, since shes going out or at least i think she is, with the stupid loser beside ebbies locker. Yea and this morning, i didn't watch fishbait. Somehow my mother finds it psychotic to watch the man walk from his car to the school, so basically to get over my "problem" i'm not allowed to watch him anymore.

This morning i went out for brunch to the Blue Heron and OMG i don't think i will be able to eat for anouther 2 weeks. It was a buffet haha and i went crazy and now i'm still full, and i finished eating at like 11. ugh but the food was absolutely delicious. Then i came home and slept since i woke up at like 5 because of the stupid cat and couldn't fall back to sleep. stupid thing!! Then i did homework. It was a fun, boring, do nothing day.

luminaravictoria.com
guess where nitch will be??? and fishbait too!!!!
i want to go too!!

I need a car, or at least a bus pass. I need to go to the library, because i want to read. Weekeneds are just my days to relax, and reading seems like a good way to do that. The thing is all the books i've read are already read. So i made cookies instead, they're good i've alreay had about 5. And sister went over to alekes so there goes my jogging partner. Hmm seems like i have the house to myself and i'm bored. So now i'm on here!! Tonight i'm eaither going to lorels or the movies i don't know hwich i'm doing. And dince i was alseep this morning, they phoned and i didn't answer it so haha i didn't go garage sailing. Bummer. So it seems like my day is going to be just eating, and then maybe i'll do a workout video. Buns of steel. Maybe not.I bought a new lipgloss last night to replace my old buddy!! Its not the same, it's different not just in looks but the poor new lipgloss just does not have the same value as the old one did. I know i know i need to get a life since i'm writing about my lost lipgloss. But me and the thing had plenty of memories together.!!

stupid fishbait won't bring his friends into our socials class because he doesn't want to. He only likes the other class he eve said that to us today, that we're not mature enough and stuff like that. what a funny man. And at the beginning of socials since it was 1:42 he closed the door and there was seriously only 10 people in our class so he made like 17 people wait outside of our classroom for like 10 minutes. And lance was one of them and let me tell u it was not a pretty site, he had his face to the window and he wa yelling at fishbait to let him in. Ahh how i love socails. Not!

Guess what i did yesterday, i made a secret blog where i write ALMOST abslotely everthing but this time i'm not going to tell people abut it, cause htne i'll stop writing all the things that i can't write on here. YOu would probabaly all start bitching at me if you see what i write so thats why i'm keepeing it secret. You can try and guess, but YOU NEVER will. Anyways yesterday we watched the rugby game and it got really boring after a while so i went back home. Tonight however since i got away fr the evil grips of kylie i'm going with my sister to get her hair cut and then i get to go out for supper with everybody i know (relative wise) thats in town. It's gonna be fun, i can't wait.

Ugh this Whole week, everysingle day has felt like friday. but it was fun. Yesterday we went to the hockey game to look for chuck, but he wasn't there. and then tonight we went and watched the junior boys rugby and haha we was there, since that was the ONLY reason that we were there.

Yesterday ebbie was soo incredibly mean, we were out in the foyer "getting a breeze from the doors" and then i don't know how it all got started but she started telling everyone that we went to the brothle. And then me and krystal were all freaking out and everything and phil absolutely yelled it. Grrr it was horrible!!! AND THEN the stupid brothle wasn't any better. Cris goes there now and i wanted to shoot myself right then and there. They made us hold our arm up in the air, WITH NO SUPPORT. and we couldn't talk, we couldn't move. It was soooo bad. And cold and windy and they wouldn't let us go inside. We had to run out side yesterday for pe too.

OMG what a freak, if anybody has the chance look at chantelle emerys profile i'm gonna make a link to it. What a freakin freak. Someone should honestly tell her that she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch down!!! She thinks shes cute??? haha WHY?? that horride disgusting thing i wouldn't even call human. A god damn rock is more beautiful than that!!! UGH i'm gonna need therapy soon!!

eww my sister is so gross, she just leaves body parts lyng around. Guess what decides to pop up on the computer desk where she knows i'm going to be looking at it. Its her stupid cap from her mouth WITH a tooth in it, just sitting there grossing me out while i'm trying to innocently eat my alpha bits. Ya besides that it was an OK day i can admit most parts were stressful but the rest was fine. In japanese it was ok at least mr. yamaoka got over his male pms, and didn't yell at me again today. As for my lip gloss i don't think i'll ever see it again, i loved that thing, i think i lost it like 3 times. And one time i even found it in the bushes in my back yard, i'm still curious on that one. I think it was my cat, he hates me. EVERY SINGLE MORNING i have to let that stupid thing out and it's not when i'm awake eaither its like at 3:45 in the morning. And the stupid thing knows that i'm asleep and just to piss me off when i decide that i'am going to let it out I GO TO THE DOOR, while the stupid loser decides to sit in the middle of the hall so I have to pick it up and drag it to the door!!!! And i had to that this morning, therefore when i got up my head was still asleep so I forgot my p.e strip. Well let me tell you never again will i do that, i RAN UP THE STUPID HILL during lunh to retrieve the stupid things. Talk about getting plenty of excercise so you can go to school and get excersice, which makes absolutely NO sence. But we played badminton and it wasn't that bad. Even though hahaha we made it to the loser corner.

when i grow up i want to be a dessert animal that lives in a hole and comes out at night to feed.....................

Guess what i did today, i straightned my hair, it was kinda hard to do now that it's short and it took a while and it's still not perfectly straight grr!!! But now it's smells burned and it's semi straight so i'm, happy. I just had the sudden urge to go camping.

Today i went chuck hunting it wasn't that fun now that we know where he lives. But then we went back to the mall and i fell in love with a journal and a tarot card pack. I can't decide which i'm going to buy, since i want both. Ugh such problems. lol.
Brittanys statrting to annoy me, yesterday at lunch i was sitting witht them, and we were talking about sians shoes and then sian said "I should cut my shoes open so i can store my stash in there" so then after that we start to talk about drugs, and what all sian has done which is basically everything, and so of course after that brittany is her new best friend. I hate people like that, who only like other people because they do drugs or stuff like that, basically i'm having a day where i hate all people.Not only that but before that in socials it was "current event friday", and miss jessie thought she would be different and she brought in a fashion article and o my god, when she was reading it and explaining it she was being the biggest freak. She thought she was so incredibly cool when she was explaining it that she had to put accents on all the brands like, gucci, dolce and gabbana and all the rest. And the whole time she was thinking she was kool, i was thinkning o my god just shut up cause your not cool. If i ever became like her i would honestly shoot myself.

The day was ok, pe was fun again, yay for dodgeball and not doing anything therefore when your medic dies you are the last man standing, its quite embarrassing!!! I didn't get to see the airbands today, i was there right at 11:15 and still the stupid theatre was filled up. Then in Japanese my stupid teacher was yelling at my for not being organized. I guess i was the last straw of people having to go to there locker. Eather that or he has male PMS. The rest of the day wsn't that much fun. Mr wenger has male PMS too. lol. Then we went shopping and i got the most wonderful bras in the world and headphones since mine didn't work casue they were crap.

The dance absolutely sucked sooo much yesterday, i would have even rather stayed outside in a bucket of ice than have to go through that again. I have absloutely NO school spirit now. Becasue frankly all our school consists of is skanky whores and horny boys so i have hope for our school or anything at all. I'm glad it's friday and i get to go shopping today =)

Wow now i have MORE people that are just going to read away my life. Thats great just as long as kylie doesn't read it i'm fine. Yay i blew her off this weekend, i told her that it was my dads last weekend here and i kinda want to spend it with him so i can't do anything. Except really i'm going shopping with krystal tomorrow but kylie doesn't know that mwahha. And by that way phil (yes i know your reading it even though i threatened to kidnapp your dog!!) You can tell anybody you want about my blog becasue i took all the important links off so HA!!! Just don't tell kylie or i will hate you forever!!

OK so its pretty much almost final my dad is going to be gone by the end of the month or the middle of next month. Kinda depressing, it means there won't be anyone to teach me to drive. I'll have to make supper every single night, i actually made it tonight yay for burritos. And i'll have to mow the lawn, the thing i hate doing the most. It's times like these i wish i had a boyfriend to make things a little easier. But then i come back to my sences and realize that guys are too much work. They're like dogs i suppose you could say. Now i kinda don't want sumer to come, but then again i do. Because i'll be able to spend it in medicine hat, well a couple weeks anyways. Because i actually now get a job helping my mother with the store since my dad won't be there. So much work!! My sisters totally clueless, she doesn't really care about anything, it's slightly annoying at times. O well.

i'm sooo glad that e-fair is over i couldn't take one more day!! We made about 85 dollars each which is a good thing becasue i need a new bra. So guess what i'm doing this weekend!! Anyone wanna come?Ha ha ha guess who got a stupid kal claw today. yea i did. And in order to get it Mr. Wenger made me clean all the tables and it was soo gross cause people left ground beef from they're nachoes lying around and it was soo disgusting. Then i had to sweep the whole commons room. It sucked majorly. But i got to leave early which was a good thing.

I have been at the school ALL DAY!!! Ok so i got there at about 8 and my whole family is in the school and its all this big affair bringing all this crap into the foods room since stupid mr. wenger didn't open the capp door which resulted in a whole freakin flat of 24 cokes getting stolen. With a class in the room and stupid blind mrs. bertman who obviouly is so dumb that she can't even watch her class. Anyways i got to miss class, but still had to do the japanese test. At lunch everybody was outside so me and melissa were like we want it to rain so all those people outside would come in and buy candy from us. WELL LET ME TELL YOU THAT IS THE LAST TIME I WISH FOR RAIN!!! After school we went outside to watch rugby and hahaha chuck, kenny was out there too so it was all good. AND THEN it starts to rain and not nice little drops eather. Big huge soaking rain drops, which made me look like a drownding rat. Because we didn't want to go inside. YAY for school spirit!! And boywatching lol. Ok so then i ran home to change for e-fair cause all my makeup was washed off and i was soaked and absolutley freezing. And it was horrible. And then at the e-fair guess who was there with his chi chi no kasa lol. Stupid fishbait, thank god i don't have to go to socials tomorrow. But i still have homework. This sucks i have to make a whole big poster.